Im bored.....
Wednesday, 25 November 2009
Wednesday, 18 November 2009
THIS. IS. FUCKING. AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, 10 November 2009
Im the agony aunt live from my bedroon :|
Yo, twice in one week, you should feel priviledged! Hope it helps those who requested it (Y)
Monday, 9 November 2009
Saturday, 7 November 2009
Something out of nothing i guess...
Yo home skillets, ive not wrote to you guys in such a while, im having withdrawal symptons. But anyways this is written out of boredom and wont be very long so you will have to endure it. WHAT A WEEK (since like... last saturday). Halloween was brilliant (im thinking, i know nothing) erm however sunday, the day of god, and the week after was not and here are a few reasons why; 1) i have a huge bruise a week later on my foot which wont go away and its not even swelling down either, oops! what happened i hear you say? well i have no recollection of it :. 2) trying to scrub fake blood off your neck only makes it worse, having tried for two solid days to remove it at the beginning of the week, scarves and everything had to be worn, 3) the work load just had to increase this week also, i cant be fucked man!
However i feel the need to report on a couple of movies i saw this week:
1) Jennifer's Body - Starring Megan Fox, Amanda Seyfried, Johnny Simmons....
The Plot (if you dont know already)...
Basically a story about 2 bestfriends (kind of..) one geek, Needy (Seyfried), one not so much, Jennifer (Fox) who were completely normal (whatever that is these days) including the company of Needy'd Boyfriend Chip (Simmons). Jennifer follows a nasty pasty band Low Shoulder (fronted by a guy who cant mime to save his life, Adam Brody) who then steal Jennifer after a gig at a local bar as they think she is a virgin, perform some ritual to satan to make their band successful. Turns out Jenniferis not a virgin (we all knew that) and gets taken over by Mr Demon. (HIA.) Then she starts eating boys at her high-school, and it is up to needy to stop her.
The Verdict:
To be honest, writing as a critic, i would feel this movie has been focussed on in the media for the wrong things for example, the bad cliche storyline, and the random and totally obscure lesbian kissing scene between Needy and Jennifer, which might i add someone behind me feel it necessary to scream to the entire auditorium "Yo, but she just slammed her boyfriend, now she is scoring with her best friend" *Laughter and snorts occur*.
I actually enjoyed this movie, its got funny moments in which are quite unexpected at some points, Fox just has to walk into the scene and no one cares if her acting is bad/excellent or whatever, because its Megan Fox, she provided the movie with the seductive/sexy notion, which makes you love or hate her. Overall, its alright, its better if you see it at the flicks rather than online, get the full effect ;) 4 Stars!
2) Michael Jackson's: This Is It!
The Plot: There was no plot, however it shows you fantastic, never-seen-before footage of the King Of Pop's final yet unfinished 'This is it' tour. Its clear that we have lost a great inspirational artist who admired the work of his band, his dancers and those he worked with. This documentary movie shows Michael as a true performer dedicated to his music and his views on the world.
The Verdict: If you love Michael Jackson, you are able to watch the entire thing with great anticipation and thrill, however if you are some wonderful specimens (charvs) sitting kicking the chair of the viewer in front (me) and not shutting up, waiting for me to turn around like a total granny and say 'do you mind shutting the fuck up kthanx' (which granny talks like that i have no idea) you might not have enjoyed it as much, also it gets a little repetative as it just goes through different song rehearsals, often stopping to hear michaels feedback and ideas. If you dont like documentaries on BBC1, 2 Itv1, Channel 4 or FIVE, do NOT go and see this movie.
Well i think thats enough for now dont you?
Thursday, 1 October 2009
Thursday, 17 September 2009
Ive kind of been away, but now im back....

So i thought i would blog about my latest happenings, not THAT exciting i might add but anyways.....
Summer ended. (fuck sake!) probably the best summer ever, lounging around doing nothing for the entire day, sitting on facebook waiting for people to like my statuses and wait for the glorious night times of parties, going out and quizzes. However, now im back at 6th form (tell me about it.) and actually i hated it in the beginning but have grown to kind of liking it again, i am tired though, bad times but who cares as i met Katy, which is basically my excuse for everything now. ive took new AS Levels as im not ready for University just yet, i feel the need to actually stay one more year to make sure im ready and party. Ive met some crazy people over the summer, whom i have spent probably most of the good days with so i thank them, and err yeah tahts it really, i just felt the need to post this as ive had nothing better to do and ive just eaten some food and thought 'Hmm ill write a blog (Y)) so its good times really, ill probably write within the next couple of days, but if you have managed to read to this far you deserve a medal so i thank you for your patience. Peace Out guys.
Monday, 27 July 2009

Monday, 20 July 2009
She is just 'One Of The Boys' :)

Friday, 17 July 2009
WANKER OF THE WEEK - Week 1
1) Well firstly, Facebook is full of status' saying 'ahhhh Swine flu is here and there', yes it is, what is your point, if you get it, you get it, i know people have died from it which is completely awful though
2) you know its like foot and mouth disease, kids take the piss out of it, and make some awful joke, now you cant even sneeze without some twonk going 'eeeee you have swine flu hahaha' then looking to their mates for hopeful laughter, it fails man! what about those with hayfever, god kids these days
3) lastly the jokes are really bad about swine flu also, its like ahhhhh this isnt even funny ill laugh anyways to make the person who said it look good, NOOOOOOOO MANNNNNNNN
well Swine Flu is a big NO NO this week, tune in next week to see who takes the crown, thank you ladies and gentlemen GOOD NIGHT!
Good Evening Well Wishers and people!
Well today has been quite eventful, as 6th form has finished for the summer until i await with its return with great haste. However im not a major fan of the new year group coming in, however plans are underway to maintain the study room as the year13/14 habitat for the upcoming year! I felt the need to catalogue this. Also i feel the need to begin a poll i used to write on Myspace when i was its whore, called "Wanker of the Week" so ill be doing that religiously every friday to come so you guys can read it and feel the need to pass over suggestions of 'your' chosen wankers and why.
For now i have to set everything up on here and ive ran out of things to say, can haz more words plz?


