Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to WANKER OF THE WEEK, the poll which basically discusses which person has really stuck out as the biggest twonk in existance, and basically rips them to shreds in the nicest way possible, it kind of acts as help for them. Now saying as i havent wrote this for a long time i figured it needs to be something which has been in the news quite alot this week, however it isnt a person, ladies and gentlemen the biggest wanker this week is.................SWINE FLU!!
1) Well firstly, Facebook is full of status' saying 'ahhhh Swine flu is here and there', yes it is, what is your point, if you get it, you get it, i know people have died from it which is completely awful though
2) you know its like foot and mouth disease, kids take the piss out of it, and make some awful joke, now you cant even sneeze without some twonk going 'eeeee you have swine flu hahaha' then looking to their mates for hopeful laughter, it fails man! what about those with hayfever, god kids these days
3) lastly the jokes are really bad about swine flu also, its like ahhhhh this isnt even funny ill laugh anyways to make the person who said it look good, NOOOOOOOO MANNNNNNNN
well Swine Flu is a big NO NO this week, tune in next week to see who takes the crown, thank you ladies and gentlemen GOOD NIGHT!
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